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����️ MOLON LABE | “My Assault Rifle Identifies As An Illegal Alien” Custom Cotton Tank Top

Say it loud, say it proud—or just wear it like a warning. This bold and unapologetic design brings a satirical twist to modern discourse, featuring a parody of California’s infamous border sign—except this time, it’s a line of rifles on the run.

Made for patriots, rebels, and those who dare to speak in second-amendment sarcasm.

���� Why You’ll Love It:

• Maximum Comfort – Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable 100% combed ringspun cotton that feels as good as your freedom tastes.
• Built to Last – Pre-shrunk and fabric-laundered so it keeps its shape after every wash—just like your convictions.
• Make a Statement – Whether you’re rocking it at the range, gym, or your next BBQ, this tank won’t whisper your stance—it shouts it.
• Custom Fit – Modern tailoring with side seams and a self-fabric neck binding, so you don’t just talk the talk—you look sharp doing it.
• Ready for Action – Tear-away label for no-fuss wear and a blank canvas that’s perfect for printing or embroidery.

���� Details:

• 4.3 oz./yd², 100% combed ringspun cotton, 32 singles
• Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk & fabric-laundered
• Sleek self-fabric neck binding
• Tear away label
• Breathable & ideal for layering or solo wear

⚠️ Made-To-Order:

To keep it sustainable and intentional—just like this shirt—your tank is made when you order. Please allow ~1 week for production. We’ll send tracking info the moment it’s en route to your stronghold.